/kip/ Origin: Unknown
(n) 1)Term used to describe a generally annoying individual who is oblivious to how abrasive they are. 2) A person who always has a better version of any storying being told. (See also "One-upper"). 3) One who possesses the innate ability to chew tobacco and drink coffee simultaneously at any time of day.
(v) 1) The act of walking into the middle of a group of people already engaged in a spirited dialog only to cause everyone to immediately dissipate effectively killing the conversation. 2) To screw something up without being aware or being able to take responsibility for any consequences. 3) To attempt to substitute a product of lesser value for personal financial benefit. 4) To irreparably screw something up.

(adj.) -ped: Term used to describe an act of someone exhibiting characteristics of a "kip".
(adv.) -ly: A manner of behaving poorly in the presence of other people but thinking you're being funny.

Kip: A small, alcohol-dwelling creature of asian origin. When alarmed or distressed, makes a curious sound that has been variously described as "a female wookie" or "whale noises".

This diminutive mammal will krump furiously when challenged, in what scientists believe is a sort of unbearably sexy mating ritual. The natural enemy of the Common or "Garden-Variety" Slut, the Kip is most at home when watching bizarre Japanese video clips or drinkan with other, similar mammals.

The Kip exhibits a curious form of symbiosis with the Rex, a large, wooly-haired and exceptionally handsome beast with the world's largest penis-to-mass ratio. The Rex and the Kip will bond at the slightest opportunity, displaying such behaviour as "hand-hugging" and "making a fist bump and then turning it into a pimpshit fuckin rocket", as scientists have dubbed them. They will then make ridiculous faces at each other until one or the other gives in before becoming fully unclothed and imbibing copious amounts of alcohol.

Scientists believe that this strange species (as well as the Rex) are related to a now-extinct genus known as the Dorkus Malorkus, due to extremely similar behavioral patterns.

A Kip is a blonde headed lady killer, who usually drives sporty off road vehicles like jeeps and 4x4s, but as cocky as they seem to be, Kips are not known for there incredibly large penis that they have, but for the crystal blue eyes which are known to cause instant orgasms..

(adj.) A unit of measurement used by the Choijewaschwicz tribe of VilasCounty, that refers to the quantity of four.

Kip is a British term for sucking toes.

A guy you can rely on and who is good to have around. Makes for a good bf but is a great friend as well. #husbandmaterial

To clean yourself or have a shower

1. To steal or take something

Kip is the type of nigga you don’t play wit or you gone end up 6ft under. Also kip is loyal, very petty and nonchalant kip also get high everyday out the lakes with his homies and his sister. Kip is a Capricorn and will fuck your sister and will slap you if you feel some type of way.