ghetto-blaster

a chromed out portable cassette radio from the 80's the larger the better.



ghetto blaster
A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
Example:
Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.


ghetto blaster
An alcoholic drink referenced in Brad Neely's "Professor Brothers" series, presumably composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite.
Example:
"It was one of those typical sexy-ass Sunday nights and I was drinking ghetto blasters, alone..."


Ghetto Blaster
buy a 2 liter of sprite, twist up, or 7 up.

empty half of it, refill with whisky.

drink out of the 2 liter bottle.

thats a Ghetto Blaster
Example:
lets make some Ghetto Blasters and dance our asses off


ghetto blaster
1. noun; a small stereo, sometimes containing a tape deck or c.d. player and normally is somewhat lacking in sound quality and appearance.

2. noun; a broken-down or distorted stereo.
Example:
1. let's roll to tha wordpartay/word man, i got tha ghetto blaster and some wordforties/word.

2. man, that ghetto blaster is wordwhack/word.


Ghetto Blaster
The "Ghetto Blaster" commonly known as just Luger or Luger P08 is a toggle-locked recoil-operated semi-automatic pistol. The Luger was produced in several models and by several nations from 1898 to 1948. "Ghetto Blaster" originates from the Holocaust and how the Jews got clapped by the Luger P08.
Example:
Child: "What was grandma like?"
Jewish Grandfather: "Idk, all I know is she got 220'd to the head by a Ghetto Blaster."


ghetto blaster
A large, portable, electronic noise-making device carried on the shoulders of spade cats, coons, stove lids, jigaboos, and (as the liberals call them) guys of color. The sole purpose of this device is to pollute the streets with hip hop and other greasy shit noise.

As proof that this is true, neither you nor anyone else has ever seen a white paddy walking down the street with a ghetto blaster on his shoulder.
Example:
Rastus, he done book down de street wif a ghetto blaster on his shoulder. He do dis to make Whitey scared.


ghetto blaster
The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)

entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.
Example:
1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it

2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.


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