Monk on

When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.



monke
our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
Example:
I love monke, thank you monke.


Monke
Where banana?
Example:
“Where banana”-Monke


monke
monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull
Example:
i love monke do you love monke too?
yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die


Monke
Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.
Example:
Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending


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