Testers

When an illegal drug crew gets a new shipment and/or a new supplier, it is not uncommon for them to have one day where they give out "testers", essentially free samples that junkies will ultimately comment on the quality of. It ensures the dealers or not being ripped off by suppliers and can also cause some junkies to become loyal to that crew and their product. Junkies are often very excited for tester day, since it means a rare free high.



Testerical
Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.
Example:
He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.


tester
ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.
Example:
that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester


Penetration tester
A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.
Example:
Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..


Jelly Tester
When you put blocks of unboiled jelly, into somones colon, friend lies under neath mouth open, waitin for the jelly too melt dropping into the back of there mouth!
Example:
would u like to test my jelly later. its of a high quality, i am officaially a jelly tester of the highest analytical calliber


gamma tester
A user of new software or equipment, who must deal with the bugs that were not eliminated in beta testing.

(Derivation: Gamma is the next Greek letter after alpha and beta.)
Example:
I'm going to wait a while before getting Windows Vista; I remember the problems people had with XP and Service Pack 2 when they came out, and I don't want to be a gamma tester.


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