Apples and Pears

rhyming slang for stairs



Apples And Pears
two of the worst fruits ever, Never bring either into the T.A.R.D.I.S
Example:
"How about some Apples and pears? "

"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."

"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."


apple n pears
a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!
Example:
" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"


apple and pear soup
apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.
Example:
"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"


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