twelve pack

simply someone, some action, some event, something that is absolutely awesome... but only in the way that it is absolutely awesome to laugh at the expense of "twelve pack", of 'i love new york', 'i love money', and 'daisy of love' reality television fame.like,,, the same way the eighties were awesome.typically used to mock species of the genus; australopithecus overcompensater bag



twelve-pack
n. An ugly person who despite their ugliness has just enough redeeming physical attributes that you would consider sleeping with them after consuming a twelve-pack of beer.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, she's fugly!
Guy 2: yeah, but she's a twelve-pack.


Taliban Twelve Pack
When a seedy convenience store chops a case of beer in half, encloses each side with mailing tape, and sells them as individual twelve packs.
Example:
Johnny: "what the hell is this?" "it looks like a cannibalized case of beer with mailing tape for a handle."

Billy: "Sorry man, all they had at the store was Taliban Twelve Packs"


Taco Twelve Pack
1. A party or Orgy with any multiple of twelve girls (eg. 12, 24, 36...)

2. When A guy comes to a party with twelve girls, he is bringing a Taco Twelve Pack
Example:
-Hey babe, it's taco night! invite your friends and we can make it a taco twelve pack

-With the taco twelve pack, you don't go to parties, you ARE the party

-why only drink on the weekend? Have a Taco Twelve Pack Tuesday, and really get the party going.


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