CRAFT
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (
CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got
pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of
fairy lights wound round your prick.
CRAFT
by Ciiberus on Dec 02, 2003 13:26:46
acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing
symptoms may include: Questioning ones
existance,
loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to
formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
Example:
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."
Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind
me when the deadline is."
Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a
permenant case of CRAFT"
School: "
CRAFT
by mrmackey on May 06, 2010 18:12:30
C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing
CRAFT
by mariap on Sep 19, 2008 04:05:45
crafting
by DarkEmpire on Jun 07, 2016 23:17:59
1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.
2. A
cruel joke spreading across the universe, where
the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their
April Fool's Day video prank.
Example:
David:
Claire just
broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.
Angela: You mean crafting?
David: What?
Crafting
by SupernaturallyCrazed on Feb 24, 2016 11:55:45
Crafted
by Furtley on Apr 26, 2018 20:36:22
For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close
friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah -
bita crafting going on with
turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Example:
Fitty: (Laying on
the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king
crafted , you dumb ass!!
Craft
by juliaock on Aug 05, 2015 12:09:55
Craft
by KellyTheGamer98 on Mar 21, 2017 20:06:33
Craft
by DgDeBx on Jan 30, 2012 10:47:31