Mordecai

The biggest simp of all forms of media.In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp



Mordecai
A mordecai is a person who gets nervous around women he likes and whenever he gets rejected he stays in his room by himself and plays sad songs. He is from a tv show called “regular show” and always messes up his relationship with girls he likes.
Example:
Friend: yo you can finally ask her out dude!

Me: *walks up to her nervously* so-so you wanna go-go out?

Her: no

Friend: oh no dude, you pulled a mordecai hahaha

Me: *depressed*


Mordecai
Just a great guy girls love him and he’s so nice considering he is he is a really giving person like if some one asks him for something and their close he will 99% of the time say yes he can also make people laugh really hard and everyone loves him he usually has no one who dislikes him girls really dig him and he is the last person you would call fake he is really cute sexy and hot
Example:
James “man Mordecai is just so great “ BradyI know right I wish I was just like him


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