Michael Phelps Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Michael Phelps

Half man, half fish

Michael Phelps

by dgoswimmergirl on Dec 28, 2009 01:44:18

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.

Example:
you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!

Michael Phelps

by NvgtrWiggles on Sep 05, 2008 17:08:37

see fish.

Example:
Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.

Michael Phelps

by Marcrazy on Feb 18, 2009 11:27:09

Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.

Example:
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

OR

"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."

Michael Phelps

by writ on Sep 20, 2008 09:21:03

In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.

Example:
I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?

Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.

Michael Phelps

by waddlingpenguinpooper on Mar 08, 2009 19:00:18

the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.

Example:
Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold

Michael Phelps

by yardcows on Sep 19, 2008 05:35:44

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Example:
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

Michael Phelps

by formerfatboys on Feb 10, 2009 01:39:52

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

Example:
"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

Michael Phelps

by ahebunghole on Mar 05, 2009 05:41:10

When you rip the bong like a winner.

Example:
"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

Michael Phelps

by redhawk23 on Aug 18, 2008 12:38:36

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Example:
Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

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