Bertuzzi
Example:
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
Bertuzzi
Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.Bertuzzi
1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
Example:
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
Bertuzzi
Verb - To punch someone in the face from behind and drive their face into the ground/ice while they are unconcious.
Bertuzzied
Example:
The mouth piece at the bar finally shut up, when the bouncer Bertuzzied him from behind and threw him out of the club.
The mouth piece at the bar finally shut up, when the bouncer Bertuzzied him from behind and threw him out of the club.
bertuzzi
Example:
waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.
chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.
chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
The Bertuzzi
The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck
bertuzzi
Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete
Example:
-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion
-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly
-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone
-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score
-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion
-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly
-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone
-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score
BERTUZZI
bertuzzi
verb. a) To work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.
b) to almost kill someone
b) to almost kill someone
Example:
"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."
"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."