Muffy
by Ligma joe mama on May 08, 2020 08:25:57
Inspired by the character
Muffy Crosswire from the hit kids tv show,
Arthur. A Muffy is someone with no redeeming qualities. A person who remains a bitch throughout their entire life and is unable to
compensate for their faults or bad aspects in anyway.
Example:
My boss is always
a dick. I bought him some drinks so he would
lighten up and
have fun, but it didn’t work. He’s a total Muffy.
Muffy
by Dementis11 on Sep 14, 2010 06:44:41
Example:
She moved out her
dorm last weekend, and there is still this
muffy stench in the room!
Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!
Muffy
by Me72476 on May 13, 2011 05:54:54
A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive
stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most
muffys have what is known as a "
muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.
Example:
Justin: man Hugh is turning into a
muffy.
Nate: yeah I saw him driving a
cockmonster around the other day.
Justin: that's all the proof I need.
snitch queer homosexual
butt pirate
Muffy
by Pumpkin619 on May 03, 2018 06:15:26
Muffy
by Bucklet 911 on May 27, 2019 23:48:39
Muffy
by McBevan on Apr 14, 2009 18:55:20
When it's overly warm/hot either
indoors or outside. Sometimes brought on by wearing to many layers. Can even be used in hot tub/
sauna like situations when you actually knew it would be hot before you went in. Sometimes
like actually being trapped inside a giant muff
Example:
Guy1:"
Fookin hell it's well
muffy in here - can't you open
a window?"
Guy2:"I did but its muffy outside too!"
Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"
Muffy
by masherdashersplasher02 on Nov 04, 2010 23:56:19
"
muffy" (or muffin top familiaris) as named by Sir
Paul James on his recent trip to the anglo americas - A "muffy" is a woman of anglo persuasion who is clearly rotund and known for her "muffin top" accenting her already curvaceous body shape.
For those who enjoy a woman with a proper "muffin top" it is a delight to locate a genuine "
MUFFY" in cosmopolitan areas as they are known to normally isolate themselves to their area of origin (Connecticut).
Example:
Hey, Tom I noticed your taste for
Rubenesque women wearing J-brand jeans 2 sizes too small. I located a genuine Muffy (top and all) over at
Norwood. I'm sure you will be busy
sinking your teeth into that for days.
Muffy
by Th3lawmak3r76 on Oct 04, 2012 09:01:08
Example:
Guy 1:
Guess who I just banged?
Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?
Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany
Guy 2: That
muffy chick?.....
I'd bang her too.
Muffy
by Mrs. Flanigan on Sep 26, 2020 01:59:10