My meat

A dickpenis



Beat my meat
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Example:
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....


Beating my meat
This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
Example:
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*


Yeet my meat
The action or discrption of “yeeting” ones “meat”. Performed by first or third person, it is when ones phallic member is treated in a concussive way that may cause physical damage. You can yeet your own meat or have your meat yeeted by a third party participant. This action can be performed for sexual reason or for the purpose of causing physical damage.
Example:
Why were you in the hospital bro?

Oh, my girlfriend yeet my meat after I cheated on her


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