the e-mail

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.



e-mail
1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
Example:
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


E-Mail
Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.
Example:
Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.


e-mail
Something (word/image) that is sent using the internet. the most common type is the mail chain.

Example:
i´m going to send you a e-mail.

ve got e-mail!!.

You received a e-mail!.


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