Night Elf
1. A
cartoonish character race drawn into
Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and
undersexed teenage boys have something to
spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet
browser history.2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her
five sisters to give the pink mustang a
spit shine again.4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to fuck, personality doesn't matter.
night elf
by Your Friendly Hobo on Jul 31, 2006 04:55:06
1) A race that dies so much that blizzard had to give them the
wisp ability, so they can run back faster to their body after dieing, only to get
ownt once more by the various horde characters that are corpse-camping them
2) A race played by old perverts that download naked skin patches for female
night elves in a attempt to brighten their already lonely existance.
Example:
/1General Some
Night Elf: ZOMG, someone
plz help me lvl60 horde are corpse-camping me, it SOOOOOOOOOOO unfair :( :( :( :(, y do i get
ownd so much
/1General A Human: NE sux BAD, HUMANS FTW!!
night elf
by ffhk1 on Jun 16, 2006 20:53:29
the race in world of warcraft played mostly by noobs, little kids, and chinese gold farmers. if you happen to be
horde and on a pvp server,
corpse camp them as much as possible because they don't deserve to
play the game for picking such a lame looking race.
Example:
haha i
corpse camped that night elf so much that he
logged out and deleted his charecter then killed himself. i rock.
night elf mohawk
by vastheman on Aug 09, 2009 07:46:11
According to legend,
Mr T hacked World of Warcraft and added a mohawk class. Maybe
Mr T's pretty handy with computers. Did you ever consider that? The night elf mohawk is similar to a warrior, and is known for its hairstyle and ability to pity fools. It is commonly seen riding a frost
sabre through the forest.
fucking night elf
by Shtoink on Sep 27, 2006 15:00:28
a
denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow
melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or
aimed shot.
Example:
Noob elf:
OHO! stupid
n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"
horde player: THAT
FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!
noob elf: bur
Night Cappin Elf
by ZOMG-7G7-GMOZ on Apr 06, 2010 09:38:18
A
elf that hides under your mattress and puts on your
night cap when you are asleep, at exactly
11:59 and 32.5 seconds