Nothing happened

Hand stuff.



When you die nothing happens
What you say when an athiest sneezes.
Phrase coined by Dance Cook.
Example:
Athiest: AH AH AH,.... BACHOOOOOO!?!
Person: God bless you.
Athiest: Uhhh, I'm an athiest
Person: Excuse me, When you die nothing happens. Jerk


Nothing bad will happen
Something said by an idiot before something bad happens.
Example:
Person 1: Why did we go off the forest path, what if we get attacked?
Person 2: Don't be scared. Nothing bad will happen, okay?
Person 1: Is that a bear coming over here?!


Nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys
An overused joke used by redditors/bandkids to reference a MTV show called Clone High. This show is "ok" but they praise it to be the best thing to ever walk gods green Earth.
Example:
*Sees JFK Clone High meme for the millionth time* go to comments and its almost guaranteed that a bandkid/redditor made the comment," nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys". This is done for easy likes from other humorless saps.


nothing good ever happens after midnight
Not a term -DayFern
Example:
Bro: nothing good ever happens after midnight is not a term dude

Other bro: yeah good point


Nothing Ever Happens
A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Example:
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*


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