baton

a sport where young-in-shape bodies do hard tricks and manuvers with batons, but make them appear easy so nobody is really interested. The "twirlers" wear way too expensive sparkly costumes in attempt to draw more attention to them then their competitors. Usually suffer from head,fingers, and sometimes face trauma. Pay hundreds of dollars to win a few trophies and hang out with friends. Give good-luck gifts to people they dont even like to be a "good sport". They spend more time practicing or in a gym then they do living normal lives, and usually they love it.similar to gymnastics or dance.



baton
A fat joint, usually a cone.
Example:
Let's smoke that baton.


baton
The homosexual's bat. It thinks it's a proper bat, but it's not really.
Example:
Oh, hello, could you pass me my baton please? (Doesn't quite work does it)


Baton
A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".
Example:
"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."


Baton
Used to direct peoples horns, usually makes them raise. Most band teachers use these for direction in music. They are stick like figures that are very skinny and easily broken.
Example:
Mr. Weltman uses his baton for directing the band.

Christian will raise his trumpet when the teacher raises the baton.

Batons can fit anywhere.


Mushroom baton
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
Example:
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.


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