OHIO
Noun..17th state of the United States...Home of many great human beings and organizations..Land of rolling fields of
verdant corn as far as the eye can see....Home to gritty industrial towns and cities..Columbus is the capital and largest city.Yes, it is rural, and there is a lot of great soil here for growing a lot of crops. Not everyone is a redneck, nor a liberal/conservative, or even ignorant. Most folks here are educated and open minded, people who enjoy the simpler things in life. What's the rush?There is to be found in Ohio a beauty unlike any in the region. It must be seen to believe it, from the plains of Northern Ohio to the foothills of
Appalachia in the south.Gorgeous country..About the weather: It can vary from cold to hot quickly, but only in winter. ..Spring is late April, early May..Summer is a blazer, hot from late June to September. Autumn is incredibly pretty and quite
temperate weather..Winter is of course the rough one..Wear a few layers...I have lived here my whole life, and I have seen many parts of our country and have gone abroad several times..For those who hold disdain for our state: Why dis on Ohio? It is not a hellhole, you depressing and dramatic
whiners. It's just kinda dumb to
rag on Ohio. Ohio is a great state, just find your niche and settle in."OHIO! It's not as bad as people say!"
Thank you for your time....
OHIO
by 69 bozo king idk on Jan 12, 2023 06:10:52
Example:
Ohio (/ oʊˈ
haɪoʊ / (listen)) is a state in the
Midwestern region of the United States. Of the
fifty U.S. states, it is the 34th-largest by area, and with a population of nearly 11.8 million, is the seventh-most
populous and tenth-most densely populated.
Ohio
by Hnery Derpington III on Jan 26, 2014 23:51:26
The only place with
Arctic weather and Summer weather in all four seasons, plus an
unnamed fifth season where it rains
toothpicks. Home of several big companies and wide fields of crops.
Example:
This week's two-day
forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday:
Overcast. High
157.
Ohio
by the biggest pp on Sep 05, 2020 10:50:35
One of the fifty states in America. Here are some things you should know about
Ohioan People:
1. We are all made
of corn.
2. Fuck Michigan. Saying anything that makes Michigan sound decent will get you sent into one of our many
dungeons.
3. If you're planning on traveling to Ohio, bring clothes for every type of weather. One day it could be 65 degrees and raining really hard, and then an hour later the temperature has dropped to
-2 degrees and the sky barely has a single cloud.
4. Did I mention corn
5. Sometimes you can meet someone smart, and sometimes you'll run into a guy who is willing to sell his firstborn son for an
iPhone 6.
Ohio
by NickN~ on May 12, 2011 05:12:53
Example:
Meteorologist - "This weeks four day forecast. We have snow coming in
across the lake on Monday,
Heavy rain and cold weather on Tuesday, warmer temperatures and slight rain on Wednesday, and clear skies with sunshine all day on Thursday."
Me - "Oh, just a normal week in Ohio."
Ohio
by ohio330 on Jan 19, 2012 10:31:06
A state where its weather pattern has
PMS. 10 degrees and
a foot of snow one day, 65 degrees and
thunderstorm the next.
Example:
Bob: Man, we got
a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting
6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has
PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan
Ohio
by QueenObama2 on Nov 04, 2021 22:26:09
Ohio doesn't exist. It was a popular
conspiracy created by politicians to sell more
Ohio State merchandise, but there is currently no evidence or leads that it actually exists.
Example:
Beta: Ohio is actually a real place, it is right
on the map.
Sigma: Pulls out
Glock, making
the Beta's life as real as Ohio.