coner
A member of the "forward crew" on board a
nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/
off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a
ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
coner
by Jerktart on Mar 01, 2012 01:20:01
Example:
I drank a couple
cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my
calculus lecture.
coner
by MikeTDK on Nov 02, 2007 17:42:22
Slang in some parts of Canada for a
joint.
Coner is usually
reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.
coner
by AnnoyedNavyNuke on Apr 28, 2005 12:25:37
Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see:
MAAs
Related term:
Skittle
coner
by Max Maddox on Apr 07, 2007 14:30:28
When one takes a
traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their
crotch, as if they had a
boner.
coner
by Aroused EFABEN on Jan 13, 2010 12:12:33
Example:
When
Juan and I were watching "Milf
Melons", he went down my pants and
rubbed my raging coner.
coner
by OG16 on Oct 26, 2010 08:21:33
coner
by RJ aka Rolla Stout on Jan 06, 2009 13:09:49
Example:
She only
passed that
class because she's a coner!
Coner
by JiggaJace on Dec 14, 2010 04:49:12
Example:
Sonic
carhop girl: "Here is your foot long
chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a
coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"
Coner
by newman on Jul 26, 2004 10:04:55