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coner

A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

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by Jerktart on Mar 01, 2012 01:20:01

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

Example:
I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.

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by MikeTDK on Nov 02, 2007 17:42:22

Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.

Example:
"Quit bogarting that coner and let me take a puff"

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by AnnoyedNavyNuke on Apr 28, 2005 12:25:37

Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle

Example:
Fucking coners screwed us over again.

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by Max Maddox on Apr 07, 2007 14:30:28

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.

Example:
HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.

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by Aroused EFABEN on Jan 13, 2010 12:12:33

Clitoris boner. When a girl gets sexually aroused and her clit reacts the same way as a penis would. HARD.

Example:
When Juan and I were watching "Milf Melons", he went down my pants and rubbed my raging coner.

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by OG16 on Oct 26, 2010 08:21:33

When one gets a massive boner for a person with the name Conan.

Example:
That guy got a huge coner when he saw Conan.

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by RJ aka Rolla Stout on Jan 06, 2009 13:09:49

one who engages in sexual activity with their instructor in order to gain a better grade

Example:
She only passed that class because she's a coner!

Coner

by JiggaJace on Dec 14, 2010 04:49:12

The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.

Example:
Sonic carhop girl: "Here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"

Coner

by newman on Jul 26, 2004 10:04:55

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

Example:
oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

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