Pontius

The ultimate persecutor. If this person is against your way of living, sense of humor, or ethics, he or she will do whatever they can to take you down.



Pontius
Pontius Pilate... Somebody who allows something to happen that they could have prevented. Then they reap the benefits.

Somebody who defers responsibility for actions to somebody else and then reaps the benefits. Read the example, it makes more sense.
Example:
A: "So-and-so is going to get fired unless you say something!"
B: "That's not my responsibility"
A: "Good attitude, Pontius."


chris pontius
chris pontius is one of the leetest jackass stars. he was in jackass, jackass the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. he is commonly referred to as party boy. 90% of the time you see him he will be in a thong.


Pontius Pilate
Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions.

A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.
Example:
Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate


Chris Pontius
Probably the coolest person on Jackass and isn't afraid to light his penis on fire or show it off to the world. Pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in Tampa Bay. He can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. He doesn't think it's wrong to be strong.
Example:
Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"


Pontius Pilates
A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.
Example:
He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.


Pontius Pilate
Presiding judge in the Supreme Court who ruled against OJ Simpson a 1992 capital murder and disorderly conduct trial. Pontius Pilate also presided over the trial of Jesus Christ himself leading to his crucifixion. Pontius Pilate now resides in a 7.3 billion dollar villa, overlooking the pacific ocean in Laguna Beach California, USA and plans to retire in the next millennium..
Age; unknown
Race; Closet Jew
Origin; Holy Bible
Occupation; Supreme Ruler
Super Power; unknown
Example:
So it was said, and it shall be done, pontius Pilate has spoken, and pontius Pilate had won.

Pontius Pilate sure was a scrappy elf.


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