Old Gregg
by Vince_Noir on Apr 17, 2008 18:28:35
Example:
"I'm Old Gregg"
"Some say he's
half man half fish, others say he's more of a
seventy/thirty split. Either way he's a
fishy bastard"
Old Gregg
by alabamafan4ever on Dec 30, 2011 08:14:53
A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the
first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you
love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty
downstairs mixup.
Example:
"She
asked him if he loved her and they've only been
on one date."
"I heard she
farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."
Old Gregg
by thebee793 on Feb 15, 2011 17:47:49
A
scaly man fish. He's in
The Mighty Boosh, Series 2, episode title "The Legend of Old Gregg". Has a mangina. Drinks excessive amounts of
Baileys - from a shoe. Likes clubs where people wee on each other.
Example:
I'm Old Gregg
Old Gregg
by Vince Noir & Shrimp Eyes on Feb 13, 2021 19:31:11
A
merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines
light out of it.
Gregg also used to have The Funk, until
Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.
(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only
Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Example:
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my
downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg-
'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M
OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
Old Gregg
by Gasman01 on Jul 25, 2023 23:38:29
The genitalia in the aftermath of a bottom surgery in which a
trans male to female recipient has quite literally a “mangina”. Not a penis, not a vagina. A mangina.
Origin: from the British comedy show “
The Mighty Boosh” in which the scaly
fish man named “Old Gregg” oft-times shows off his light emitting mangina to unsuspecting fisherman.