Omish

When you are fucking someone from behind, you cum in their ass, punch them in the back of the head, scream Rumspringa and do the pony out of the room. Then you jump in their buggy and leave.



omish
parents that have the strictness of traditional amish parents, but not the religon. (Not for real)
Example:
daughter: My parents are so omish, they're not letting me hang out with my friend tonight because he's a boy.They never let me have any fun. They also said my curfew is eight o'clock.


Omish butterchurner
When a young couple is making love the female is in a handstand like position while the male is ramming a dildo down said woman's vagina until near orgasm,"butter"is then spread onto toast and eaten, just as the omish would churn butter
Example:
Dude I met this chick last night she wanted me to do the omish butterchurner


Omish Oven
The result of when you are standing up and the woman is on her knees with her head under the covers and you fart and quickly pull the covers around her head and your ass causing a vaccum tight oven like experience for the girl to bake in and gag. You don't release the covers until she gets you off.
Example:
You: *Farts* Omish oven time!
Her: OH HELL NAW
You: Shut up bitch, your in till you're done.


omish mule pusher
Wen a girl is performing oral sex move her arms so you can move her head back and forth while holding her arms like an old mule plow.
Example:
I gave sally an ommish mule pusher last night


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