Online Classes

Online classes is literally your school turning your house into a prison



Online Classes
Some dumb motherfucker thought quarantine was not challenging enough so they decided to have Online Classes. Now we have to attend zoom meetings and watch our teachers getting fucking zoom bombed for the 4th time this week. It is also proven your attention span decreases while on online class along with your grade.
Example:
Yo I honestly like online classes
Ok good for you I don’t give a fuck


Online Class
The most sinister thing teachers come up with during the pandemic. This takes a massive shit on the freedom of most children and at times takes even longer to do than the 7 fucking hours we spend in regular school. And the ironic part is that teachers don't want us sitting at a computer for so long because it will ruin our eyes and yet hold these things. The only good thing about this is that we won't have to eat the dogshit 7-week-old lunch the school provides while at the same time hearing the utter obnoxiousness that happens inside of the cafeteria.
Example:
In my online class experience, It was absolute shit having assigned these assignments that can go on for hours and hours while our english teacher once assigned this long-ass digital chapter book that no one gave two shits to read. And now I'm supposed to be completing my Science work but instead writing an entire definition and taking my anger out on online school in urban dictionary? Indeed I am...


online class
A class your lame guidance officers put you in when they mess up your schedule. You sit on the computer for hours, and basically slack off.

Also, you send people out to order pizza and get cake, so everything ends up well.
Example:
AP Psychology is a BALLIN online class, because you never do any work.

LARRY GET US ARTISAN BREAD FROM WALMART!


online classes
A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.
Example:
Schoolboy 1: Damn man, I really hate online classes.
Schoolboy 2: Yeah, me too!


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