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Roast your teacher month
On November your gonna be able to roast your teachers and professors get ready
Example:
Student: Omg it's finally Roast your teacher month
Teacher: This month is gonna be bad for me


National Kill Your Teacher Day
On December 3, you may kill all teachers that have caused you trouble this year.
Example:
National Kill Your Teacher Day, THEY WILL ALL DIE!


The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers
If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
Example:
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"


National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine day
On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Example:
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?


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