PEPSI MAN

A celestial being capable of destroying the entire multiverse by just thinking about it, a being so immensely powerful that it cannot grow weaker despite age. A being so absolutely woke that it cannot even conceptionlise sexuality or genders. A celestial being that can memorize the first 100,000 digits of pi, a being that can commit tax fraud and destroy the economy without them knowing a single fucking thing of it, a being so fast that whenever he has sex he can impregnate 2073 individuals by just 0.79 seconds. A being so attractive that it makes Chad look like the weakest individual on the planet.In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.



Pepsi Man
1. A PSX game starring the titular character Pepsi Man.
2. A Japanese male who dresses up in a silver/blue costume with a Pepsi logo on his chest. He rocks a gold chain.

Pepsi Man himself is an advertisement for the stereotypical obese American embodied in human form. His adventures can be best described as an acid trip that marvels even the most dedicated of shroom enthusiasts. His legendary exploits include delivering his pure unsaturated street fluids to millions of children worldwide, infiltrating a rogue Pepsi factory, and snowboarding on city streets whilst being chased by a truck in broad daylight before it was cool!
(The latter example even inspired the iconic ‘City Escape’ from SA2).
In recent years, Pepsi Man has increasingly become an infamous phenomenon in meme culture and continues to be a disappointment in gaming history, leaving such a ridiculous mark on the industry to the point that Pepsi Man is so bad, that it’s deliciously good.
Example:
Child 1: Vro I just got a free Pepsi from Pepsi Man. He ran up to me while I was thirsty, unzipped his pants, and wiggled out a fresh can of Pepsi! You want some? It’s pretty warm.
Child 2: ...I’ll stick to Dr Pepper.


Pepsi Man
An urban legend.
If you drink a Pepsi and talk about the Pepsi Man he may appear.
The Pepsi Man is a dog.
Example:
Man! This Pepsi sure is good! I wish the Pepsi Man could take a sip. *Pepsi Man appears out of dust and drinks all the Pepsi.


Pepsi Man
The most handsomest, bravest, smartest, big dickest male of all time. Saviour of soda and long time enemy of dehydration. Faster than caffeine kicking in, and more powerful than thinking about your life after 9am. The one TRUE PEPSI MAN
Example:
“I’m thirsty, I wish there was something to drink…”
“LOOK! ITS PEPSI MAN!”


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