cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.



cracker jack
A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker or shoots last, has to eat the cracker.
Example:
This cracker tastes rather salty.


cracker jack
A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.
Example:
I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.


cracker jack
●A noun used to describe an action as "cool","dope","crazy",or "sweet".(Like the popcorn)

●A term also used for naive caucasian boys.
Example:
1.
Friend:"I made out with Jennifer last night!"
You:"That's fucking cracker jack,man."

2.
Douchebag Friend:"Probably got a acceptance letter to Harvard already"
You:"You're a cracker jack"


cracker jack
Cracker Jack stared in "The Beano" comic not long after it came out (no precise date). He no longer appears, except for in a special edition, where many of the long-dead characters came back.

Cracker Jack was special for using his whip. He could do everything with it, from using it as a weapon, to swinging, and even grabbing far away objects.
Example:
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Cracker jack


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