jello shot

A small serving of gelatin, usually in a nut cup, made with vodka instead of water.



jello shot
Anything that is superficially popular, especially to those who do not understand or are unable to appreciate a superior alternative. While originally pertaining to alcohol, ("I don't like vodka, I'll just have a jello shot and giggle later about how drunk I am,") the term "Jello Shot" can be used to describe any cheap, plastic piece of crap that achieves a cult following without any real merit.
Example:
The PT Cruiser is a jello shot. So is the "New VW Beetle," the Chevy SSR and HHR. You see them at car shows, but nobody really gives a rat's ass. Certain pop stars are also jello shots, exceedingly popular among those who have no taste. Basically, any product that causes a ton of people to spend too much money on some sort of girlish, cheerleader-touted, one-hit-wondery piece of crap is a Jello shot.


jello shots
Jello shots are cubes or cups of jello containing
some sort of liquor.
Example:
- 1 6-ounce package of gelatin (flavored or unflavored -- you decide)
- 16 ounces (2 cups) boiling water
- 6 ounces cold water
- 10 ounces 80-proof Alcohol

In a bowl, mix boiling water with the powdered gelatin until fully dissolved.
Give it at least a minute to fully activate the gelatin.
Let gelatin cool for five or ten minutes to reduce alcohol vapor loss.
Stir in cold water and alcohol.
A tray of jello shots prior to refrigeration.
Pour resulting mixture into shot glasses or plastic cups


Jello Shots
Mother nature's superficial jungle juice in a somewhat wiggly, jiggly, gelatinous state, most often made with Everclear vodka or some other bottom-shelf, plastic container of cheap vodka, to be consumed in adorable, tiny, plastic, disposable cups.
Example:
We made wiggly, jiggly jello shots to honor the addition of a baby squirrel monkey to the family, and even the squirrel monkey consumed them with glee, scooping the jello shot out of the tiny cup with his tiny fingers.


Jello shot a titty
To jello shot a titty is when you grab a woman by the waist and pull them towards you. You then take the titty in your mouth and suck on it preferably whole. While sucking on it like you would a jello shot or a jello cup like the ones from a Asian supermarket.
Example:
Elizabeth was literally swooped off her feet and had jello shot a titty done on her.


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