I DO apologize
by Rich Friedland on Mar 16, 2009 00:08:20
Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three
litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I
give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now
hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"
Example:
After
dinging the
customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your
credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".
I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game
by Dschezi on Dec 22, 2022 04:51:52
A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend
Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.
This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.
Example:
1.
Shaq:
Christian Wood I
wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!
2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?
Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.