The Syndrome

An extreme high caused by the stickiest of the icky. Symptoms include tunnel vision, temporary loss of eyesight, extreme happiness/anxiety, and loss of balance.



Syndrome Syndrome
This syndrome is what all modern doctors have been showing symptoms of. It's where they can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with. And they're only making them up in order to make more medications, which in turn make more money. These syndromes include ADD, ADHD, and "Restless Legs Syndrome".
Example:
Examples of 2 doctors who have Syndrome Syndrome:

Guy: "And like, I have these weird muscle spasms, where I can't keep my legs still when I'm trying to go to sleep."
Doctor: "Oh yeah? Well, that must be uh... Restless Legs Syndrome. Yeah, that's it. Here's the medication you're gonna need to take to treat it..."

Woman: "My child is so hyper! I know he's only five, but I just wanna sit around and watch TV! Why can't I just sit around and watch TV without my kid getting into stuff?"
Doctor: "Because he has ADD. Here, give him some of this, it should calm him down."


Will Syndrome
This mild syndrome refers to the actions hard-core gamers do when the lose a video game. The phrase "will syndrome" was pawned after a "hardcore" gamer started throwing his controller at friends' faces and/or body when they defeated him in a video game. Today, when any person will flip out on a friend or family member for a stupid or unnecessary reason, they are said to have Will Syndrome (WS). Just before and usually after a person has an outbreak of WS, unnecessary comments involving the words "Jew" "Fuck" "Fag" and "Nigger" will occur. Most of these comments being said from a lack of brain power (caused by a combination of weed and too much video games) to think of any sort of remotely intelligent insult. Today Will Syndrome is a commonly overlooked problem, but can be very serious and may cause serious physical and emotional damage.
Example:
"Dude! Why did you hit me in the face with that controller? Its only a f**king game! You need to get your Will Syndrome checked out by a doctor"


Syndrome
noun. A person with unlikeable social peculiarities that prevents most people from developing a close relationship with him or her.

A person who is the embodiment of unlikeable qualities.
Example:
I have known my brother-in-law for over eight years and I still can't like him. He is a syndrome.


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