Perf
by whopigsoey on Jan 12, 2011 06:43:38
(
purf). Vulgar.
–noun
:
1.a
flatus expelled through the anus whilst on one's period.
2.an irritating or foolish person covered in blood
-verb:
3.to expel a flatus through the anus during the menstrual cycle (break blood). Can be disgustingly audible like slapping a raw
porterhouse steak against a slab of concrete.
4.to waste time during the menstrual cycle usually by hibernating or binging.
Example:
The other day while me and Becky were at the Wahl-mart, Becky had the most epic
perf we had to leave the store because they banned us, and I was like say wha?
That
faggle is being such a perf!
Rhonda perfed the other day in line at the McDonalds poor girl... everyone knows you shouldn't wear white after
Labor Day.
I was perfing around the pantry the other day and wore myself out so I decided to take a three-day nap.
Perf
by BigTex75025 on Sep 17, 2009 12:44:32
A
shortening of the word "Perfect" used in conversations by
douche bags who feel their time is too valuable to just pronounce the word
in it's entirety.
Example:
Tri Delt A - "We're going to pick
up the boys around 7, take pictures, and head to the
fratty fridays party from there."
Tri Delt B - "Perf!"
Perf
by neworday on Feb 02, 2017 23:34:55
A person typically in the teen or
pre teen stage of life who believes she/he is a god. Such a person dedicates their life to achieving 1K likes on their Facebook photos and walk around the city with their squad believing they are unstoppable. Typical clothing items include Nike Air Force and Adidas superstar, some what
scandalist clothing, huge gold watches and chains and a flat cap to
top it all off.
Example:
Person 1:
ughh... more
perfs ....
lets go.
Person 2: but they're everywhere
Person 1: .....