Theoret
by Justin1369 on Dec 21, 2008 13:46:34
A person who is a hardcore canadian. Typically says "eh" at the end of every sentence. Yet can kick ass when
bitched at and are mainly
potheads. Will
junk punch whoever pisses them off then yell you know whyyyyy
Example:
Blake: Dude
DJ was a total
theoret yesterday.
Justin:Really?
Blake: Yeah! That dude didn't even know what came to him.
Theoretically
by The Inprectichous Man on Jan 31, 2015 12:14:19
It means that something could possibly
happen. It is
highly unlikely it will ever happen, but there is a chance it could happen.
Theoretical bug
by jcmid on Feb 05, 2010 03:21:59
When you discover that your code is not giving the right results, not because there is any bug in your program, but because there is a bug in the theory on which it is based.
Theoretical bugs are rare but more common than thought. When you find one,
your perception of the world improves quantically.
A more day to day example, it is when you realize something you never saw before, not because it was not there, but because your
mental model of the world didn't include it.
Example:
case 1
JC: I've been trying to find
the bug in this program all night, but its looks perfect. Don't know why sometimes is producing weird results.
Guru: Its time to chase some
Theoretical bugs.
case 2:
Linux_user: The problem with microsoft is not that they produced bad programs, but they copypasted so much software from other people, that the outcome was a walking Theoretical bug. At some much extent that, when it crashed it means it was really working.
Theoretical Friend
by KimberleyStrange on Jan 31, 2006 22:08:40
Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting
birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are
good on paper mates, those that
bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.
theoretical cougar
by blacksburgcougee on Jun 04, 2011 23:12:28
A woman of cougar age (usually divorced,
separated or
unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and
mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Example:
Mom (in a whisper): "
Meredith, you see those
5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still
whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
Theoretical Boner
by Sinful Divinity on Dec 01, 2011 17:10:09
When a female finds something either sexually
arousing or expresses much
interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically
agree with.
Example:
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a
theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried
twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a
twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Theoretical Testicles
by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) on Jul 29, 2011 23:27:48
The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be
saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area
submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your
theoretical testicles falling off.
Theoretical Physicist
by HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA on Jan 07, 2021 13:36:18
Contrary to the other definition, a
theoretical physicist is actually a
masochist who spends years trying to figure out some shit that mankind won't find useful until long after he's dead. More likely though, he will be left as a
fleeting memory in the minds of apathetic and high high school students.