Peter Griffin

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Peter Griffin
The most epic man on planet earth from the hit show Family guy. Which such catchphrases as “Hey Lois” and “Frickin sweet”
Example:
Peter Griffin: This is worst then the time I insert cutaway gag. Ehehehehehheheh


Peter Griffin
Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.
Example:
They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!


Peter Griffin
Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.
Example:
Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?


Peter Griffin
The absolute best animated character ever. He stars in the absolute best animated show ever, Family Guy. I am obsessed with that show. If anyone disses Family Guy in my presence, I become very, very angry, and generally do things that I later regret.

Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.

I salute him.
Example:
One of Peter Griffin's quotes:

"But still this house is freak-in' sweeeeeeeeeet!!"


Peter Griffin
1. The main character from the TV show "Family Guy". Has a wife (Lois), three kids (Chris, Meg, and Stewie), and a dog (Brian).

2. A German disco singer from the late 70's-early 80's. His real name was Peter Kamp. Some of his hits are "Spiderman", "Step By Step", and "Inside Out"
Example:
1. Peter Griffin is freakin' sweet!

2. Peter Griffin made groovy songs!


Peter Griffin
A man with the funniest voice existing in the universe. He is freakin sweet and is part of the most awesomest show ever- family guy.
Example:
Peter Griffin rofls my waffles


Peter Griffin
The main character and father from Family Guy. Peter is a fart champion as seen many times in the show. Peter didn't get gas until age 30 but has been making up for it ever since with lethal, putird farts. Memorable Moments: In "The King Is Dead" Peter rips a long fart onstage, causing the audience to clap (although some passout from the stench). While inside a small plastic box, Peter ripped a mean, morning fart causing himself to passout. In "Play It Again Brian" Peter wakes up from a hangover and greets the day, along with poor Lois and Brian Griffin, with a long beer fart which stinks up the whole hotel room. He once defeated fuckhole Micheal Moore in a bathroom showdown. But his favorite target is Meg. Peter has farted on Meg countless times, a few times up her nose, once in her open mouth and once chasing her around the kitchen before she threw up. But Peter's best moment when sharing his gas with Meg is in "Bango Was His Name-O". He locks Meg in a car, windows up, with him. He procedes to fart many times forcing Meg to "love the gas". She eventually passes out and Peter adds one more fart to her face before leaving the gas chamber. Peter Is Without a doubt A FARTING GOD!!!!!!!!
Example:
Peter Griffin Is So Gassy, Meg Is Lucky To Have That Gas Shared With Her.


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