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waffles

The best breakfast food EVAR

waffles

by T. J. on Oct 31, 2003 00:27:10

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Example:
Um, waffles?

waffles

by Muh on Oct 08, 2004 06:51:40

the new pie.
(As in, its slowly taking pie's place in internet trends. Its unstoppable!)

Example:
We're going for waffles!

waffles

by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai on Sep 26, 2010 05:48:21

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a pleasant and very loving wake-up call.

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina

Example:
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles.

waffles

by jesus on Dec 08, 2003 13:02:32

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

Example:
yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

waffles

by Waffles Inventor on Sep 26, 2010 04:13:00

Waffles is another word used instead of rofl. beacuse one day me and my mate where chatin and he said rofl and i thought he said waffles so i was like mate waffles and he was like what i was like mate its so the new word,

The point is it means What a funny fucking load of extra shit (waffles for short)

Example:
Mate you have a tiny penius, mate waffles!

waffles

by sammylee1983 on Mar 31, 2010 20:46:03

Dundonian adjective - describes when someone is talking complete and utter bullshit

Example:
she's ectoed oot her box and is full o waffles.....

or can be used in response to a bullshit sentence by simply teaming it with the action of waving ur hand under your armpit and screaming WAFFLES in a high pitched voice!!!!

The intensity can be increased for a response to a huge bullshit by adding the word tattie before waffles eg that was a load of big tattie waffles

waffles

by yum yum eadumup good on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

waffles are a treat fit for a king!

Example:
I'm a fat lazy king....now im hungry slave fetch me some waffles.

or

(mouth full of food) oh my god this shit is good!

waffles

by Xshare on May 27, 2004 02:49:04

John Kerry. From the 1st google result for the search of "Waffles".

Example:
Waffles has another debate with GWB today.

waffles

by ltrain47 on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

suburban rich kid slang for weeed. often used in conjunction with "syrup" for alchohol. part of a balanced breakfast.

Example:
yo brah, u got waffles?
yeah man, lets bake some waffles!

holy shit man i got so waffled up last night. we waffled with syrup and then i got run over by a car cuz i didnt know where the fuck i was!

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