pat smear
by MrsDaveGrohl on Feb 02, 2016 09:39:51
The slightly older guy you all forget about who played in Nirvana and The
Foo Fighters. Not as hot as Kurt, Dave or even
Taylor Hawkins so
nobody gives a shit. Also known for leaving Foo Fighters then coming back whenever he wants because he is a pretty good musician.
pat-smear
by Aged In Wisdom on Feb 05, 2017 05:05:19
the amount of
butter used when it's a little less than a
pat but more than a
smearing.
Example:
This recipe
called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a
smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose
a dot is a pat-smear?
Ecuadorian Pat Smear
by Scotty Nice on May 19, 2022 06:51:58
When a chubby
Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his
penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s
all clear and sends her on her way.
Example:
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear
ruse again. I hope you told her she had a
clean bill of health before the “
exam” , because she won’t after.