Edmonton
Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.Edmonton
A run down city with a transit system that's only updated about every 5-7 years. Not planned very well. You are considered poor if you don't live in a condo downtown or if you live out in a suburb ei.Lewis Estates, Terwiliger Gardens, Cameron Heights, etc, etc. West Edmonton Mall don't bother driving cause you can get there faster by walking. Only 1/3 of city is well worth living in (south and west) Don't bother coming here unless you want to get into a car accident, shop at west edmonton mall or shot down by a gang
Example:
Dan "Hey yo Jason i'm goin to west edmonton mall, wanna come with?"
Jason: "Yo man how we gettin there buses only come like every 3 hours and i don't wanna get in an accident on th Whitemud"
Dan: "Yeh good point let's just head to Millwoods Mall."
Dan "Hey yo Jason i'm goin to west edmonton mall, wanna come with?"
Jason: "Yo man how we gettin there buses only come like every 3 hours and i don't wanna get in an accident on th Whitemud"
Dan: "Yeh good point let's just head to Millwoods Mall."
Edmonton
An area of North London, posher than Tottenham but more down market than Enfield. Home to the ugliests shopping centre in the world.
Edmonton
The capital city of Alberta, Canada
Roughly one million people
It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)
Way better than Calgary
Roughly one million people
It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)
Way better than Calgary
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Edmonton
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Shit, I got transferred to Edmonton. It looks like ass, but I still have to pay a lot to live in that hellhole.
Shit, I got transferred to Edmonton. It looks like ass, but I still have to pay a lot to live in that hellhole.
Edmonton
Edmonton
A smelly cluster of factories and a huge mall located in the middle of nowhere. Edmonton defiantly takes the cake for the worst place to live in Canada. It is the dirtiest and most polluted city in Canada and possibly all of North America. Downtown Edmonton is a total joke. Hardly any building even worth looking at and the homeless problem is absolutely insane and there is nothing going on downtown or for that matter anywhere in the city after 5pm. The weather in Edmonton is the absolute worst. Winter lasts for about 9 months of the year and it can be -20 for weeks staright.Spring and Fall are impossible to identify and the summer which lasts for about 15 days leaves you wanting to cry.
The population of Edmonton is mostly made up of fresh off the boat Immigrants who work at 7 11 and hardly speak English, uneducated blue collar trades people and a bunch of teens and 20 something’s that drop out of school and just get baked all the time. All people in Edmonton can talk about is how the flames suck and Calgary sucks and it’s a cow town and smells like leather and on and on yet they fail to look around them and see the frozen landfill that they live in.
Edmonton is nothing but an embarrassment to Alberta and all of Canada.
The population of Edmonton is mostly made up of fresh off the boat Immigrants who work at 7 11 and hardly speak English, uneducated blue collar trades people and a bunch of teens and 20 something’s that drop out of school and just get baked all the time. All people in Edmonton can talk about is how the flames suck and Calgary sucks and it’s a cow town and smells like leather and on and on yet they fail to look around them and see the frozen landfill that they live in.
Edmonton is nothing but an embarrassment to Alberta and all of Canada.
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guy 1: Lets go somewhere Im bored and its a friday.
guy 2: Where? Everything closes at 5!
guy 1: Oh yeah I forgot its Edmonton
guy 1: Lets go somewhere Im bored and its a friday.
guy 2: Where? Everything closes at 5!
guy 1: Oh yeah I forgot its Edmonton
Edmonton
A shitty city in Central Alberta, it is shitty because:
A. Fat Capital of Canada (not making that up, it statistically is the Houston of Canada)
B. They call themselves the city of Champions because of 5 Stanley Cup wins, I am from Calgary but I am well aware that Montreal has won the cup 22 times so what does that make them? Ultra champs? And then theres the 11 grey cup titles, no one overly cares about cfl except Saskatchewan because they have even less than Edmonton
C. No chinooks = what few hotties there are most likely are all bundled up in parkas....
D. D is for Deadmonton
E. The mall is decent but should be renovated soon, looks pretty shitty to me
F. What else does your city have? really question yourselves
A. Fat Capital of Canada (not making that up, it statistically is the Houston of Canada)
B. They call themselves the city of Champions because of 5 Stanley Cup wins, I am from Calgary but I am well aware that Montreal has won the cup 22 times so what does that make them? Ultra champs? And then theres the 11 grey cup titles, no one overly cares about cfl except Saskatchewan because they have even less than Edmonton
C. No chinooks = what few hotties there are most likely are all bundled up in parkas....
D. D is for Deadmonton
E. The mall is decent but should be renovated soon, looks pretty shitty to me
F. What else does your city have? really question yourselves
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Edmonton, City of Champions?
Edmonton, City of Champions?
Edmonton
Trust me, this is THE WORST city in North America. The people really think it's good, but 99% of them haven't gone further than Red Deer. Sweat Pants and a jean jacket pass as fashion here. Everyone drives like a shithead, and if you change lanes without signalling, they literally will come to your window to tell you off at the next light. I'm serious! If this was any other city, there'd be gun clapping to keep things in line. And what's with all the moustaches and mullets? OMG it's terrible. This city is the worst. There are no good places to go. It's so depressing. All it has is a freaking brown river and a shitty ass mall. The mall has a zellers...how good could it be??? I can't say anything good. The boom has made people lazy. I picked the wrong city to move to in Alberta. Calgary is way better. At least you can go for a nice dinner. I'm going back east as soon as I can. It sucks here.
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I think I said enough, but I'll say it again. Edmonton is as bad a city as it gets. The residents need to learn that mullets suck, moustaches from 1984 are shit, and jean jackets from 1987 are terrible
I think I said enough, but I'll say it again. Edmonton is as bad a city as it gets. The residents need to learn that mullets suck, moustaches from 1984 are shit, and jean jackets from 1987 are terrible