Glittery
The mood one enjoys when they hustle past happy, hang a left at giddy and ride that bad boy all the way to Glittery Town.
glittery
When a girl is soaking wet and her clit's all shiny, so it looks like it has glitter on it.Glitteris
A mysterious part of the Gay Male's anatomy that is the source of his fabulousness and stereotypical tendencies.
Example:
"Casey, if you slap me with your glitteris one more time I'll become Elton John."
"Those sequins definitely make my glitteris tingle."
"Casey, if you slap me with your glitteris one more time I'll become Elton John."
"Those sequins definitely make my glitteris tingle."
Glittery Ween
A ween that is glittery, it can be seen as far as the eye can see, it's magical in it's own way and can never be turned down, women and some men yurn for it, it is very hard to deny, the only problem is you can easily seen who has tampered with a "glittery ween" by the glitter left behind on ones mouth, privates and anus.
Example:
"That womans boyfriend has a "glittery ween", look at her mouth, it's covered in glitter."
"That man just had a "glittery ween", he has glitter all over his mouth"
"That womans boyfriend has a "glittery ween", look at her mouth, it's covered in glitter."
"That man just had a "glittery ween", he has glitter all over his mouth"
glittery hooha
A woman's netherpart which is so amazing, a guy will do anything she says or needs, rescue her from any travail, no matter how ridiculous, because she has mesmerized him with her GHH. Coined by Lani Diane Rich (author).
Example:
Quoted from Lani:
And yet… there is a man. We’ll call him… Hero. Hero is handsome, he is strong, and… well, yes, okay, he’s kinda dumb, too, but still he manages to rescue her every single time she’s in trouble… which is approximately twice a show. He stays by her side and loves her through thick and thin. He disentangles her hair from the curling iron. He drops his Very Important Job to rush off and rescue her from the cardboard box on the pier where the Villain left her, warning her NOT TO SAY A WORD lest he do BAD BAD THINGS to her favorite hamster, so she kept quiet, even though the Villain was long gone, and many a passerby had passed her by. The Hero is loyal and loving
and doesn’t seem to mind the fact that she is so FREAKIN’ stupid. How can this be??
Well, my friends, it comes down to the power of the Glittery HooHa, or the GHH for short. A woman with an HH as G as this girl merely needs to walk around as glitter falls from her netherparts, leaving a trail for Hero to follow. And once he finds her, it only takes one dip in the GHH to snare him forever, for yea, no matter how many HooHas he might see, never will there be one as Glittery as hers…
Quoted from Lani:
And yet… there is a man. We’ll call him… Hero. Hero is handsome, he is strong, and… well, yes, okay, he’s kinda dumb, too, but still he manages to rescue her every single time she’s in trouble… which is approximately twice a show. He stays by her side and loves her through thick and thin. He disentangles her hair from the curling iron. He drops his Very Important Job to rush off and rescue her from the cardboard box on the pier where the Villain left her, warning her NOT TO SAY A WORD lest he do BAD BAD THINGS to her favorite hamster, so she kept quiet, even though the Villain was long gone, and many a passerby had passed her by. The Hero is loyal and loving
and doesn’t seem to mind the fact that she is so FREAKIN’ stupid. How can this be??
Well, my friends, it comes down to the power of the Glittery HooHa, or the GHH for short. A woman with an HH as G as this girl merely needs to walk around as glitter falls from her netherparts, leaving a trail for Hero to follow. And once he finds her, it only takes one dip in the GHH to snare him forever, for yea, no matter how many HooHas he might see, never will there be one as Glittery as hers…
glittery toothbrush
Glittery toothbrush is a game mainly used for gay guys.
The rules are:
one guy puts glitter on his penis and the other one tries to suck it all off in a certain time.
Up to four people can play this game
The rules are:
one guy puts glitter on his penis and the other one tries to suck it all off in a certain time.
Up to four people can play this game
Example:
Jeffrey: hey jorge you wanna come over for a game of glittery toothbrush?
Jorge: sure man,i'll get the dicks you get the glitter!
Jeffrey: ok see you later. ;)
Jeffrey: hey jorge you wanna come over for a game of glittery toothbrush?
Jorge: sure man,i'll get the dicks you get the glitter!
Jeffrey: ok see you later. ;)
glittery gay
Glittery Girl
The glitter makeup used by fat chicks on Instgram or any place they have their cropped photo profiles, usually of some generic fat girl trying to feel special.
Example:
Glittery Girl
Glittery Girl
Glittery Slazenger
An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.
Example:
Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!
Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!
Glittery Pink Unicorn
While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.
Example:
#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!
#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!