shish kebab

The shish kebab is a dish of small cubes of meat pierced and held in place on a skewer. Using this term as a reference to the act of love adds an exotic twist (brings up images of the middle east were shishkebabs were invented) to the already blunt metaphore of the skewer penetrating the meat.



Shish kebab
'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.
Example:
Shish KEbab! I lost my fucking virginity to some pedo gayass dickbag.


Shish kebab
Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.
Example:
David: "So, did you score? Did she kiss you? Did you get her number? What did she smell like? Are you gonna go out with her again? Do you think this is true love?"

Jonathan: "David.. SHISH KEBAB!!!"


Shish Kebab
A sex move used predominantly on football tours, where 2 male members of the tour feed the female a Kebab from the front, and from behind.
Example:
"Me and Jim-Bob took a lass home and fed her a Shish Kebab last night"


Shish Kebab
When ones penis is deep throated by another to the point that it travels through their digestive tract and out their anus. The penis is then deep throated by another person and the pattern repeats.
Example:
I went to a party last night and walked in on Tom shish kebab-ing Shiela, Mary, Sarah, Melissa, Desiree, Meghan, Brittany, Mikayla, Dianne, Janet and Kayla.


Hawaiian Shish Kebab
When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.
Example:
Dude she died to the Hawaiian Shish Kebab


norwegian shish kebab
A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.
Example:
Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard


Louisiana Shish-kebab
A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.
Example:
Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.


Al-Shabaab Shish Kebab
Al-Shabaab Kebab, or Al-Shabaab Crocodile Kebab, is the name used in various countries close to Somalia where Somali Al-Shabaab terrorists are captured and feed to the crocodiles.
Amnesty International has tried to stop this practise but in vain since the local governments that had their civilians killed by these terrorists need to deal with the problem of murderers killing in the name of Islam.
Example:
Make another Al-Shabaab Shish Kebab!
The croc's are hungry for terrorist meat!

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