Mission Accomplished

Something you say after you fuck up. This way, people will think you have actually succeeded when in fact you have failed so miserably your former supporters have crossed over.



Mission Accomplished
A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a photo op (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.

Typically is followed by protracted guerilla wars that kill 100s of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world
Example:
Before Mission Accomplished: 120 dead American troops

After Mission Accomplished: Over 1,000 dead American troops


Mission Accomplished
a phrase used equivalently with FAIL. Used by President George W. Bush when he proclaimed his mission in iraq accomplished on may 1st 2003. The iraq war has since become the biggest failure of american foreign policy since vietnam. All use of this phrase should be in reference to this noted failure.
Example:
1.
a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished

2. (conjugated as a verb)

"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."






mission accomplished
correction---4000 deaths and counting...
Example:
since mission accomplished, there have been over 4000 deaths


mission accomplished
correction---2894 deaths
Example:
since mission accomplished, there have been nearly 3000 deaths


Mission Accomplished!
Something Donald Trump would say on his Twitter account to make whole nation believe he knows what he's doing even though it really isn't correct and only smart people see the real truth.
Example:
Trump: Great job! We just destroyed another useless 10$ tent in Syria we saw as a potential target with chemical weapons facility. Mission Accomplished!


Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way
A way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president George W. Bush
Example:
On May 1,2003 George W Bush landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. Exactly 8 years later Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by Navy Seals, this is an example of Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way.


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