Pilgrimming

Masterbating without any pornographic material, using only your imagination, just like like the pilgrims had to do it.



pilgrims
a bunch of religious fanatics who had no problems killing and mudering Native folks in new england.
also a bunch of wothless pieces of shit who couldn't have accomplished anything without the help of those same Native folks they so enjoyed killing.
Example:
"pilgrims, thou shalt not fire your ordinance(gun) without permission excepting to disperse wolves and indians" old pilgrim law, recently repealed in boston in, oh, 2005


Pilgrimed
A term to replace sexual words with something that sounds innocent
Example:
Joe: Dude I totally Pilgrimed this woman last night!
Bob: Wow did she pilgrim all over the place?

John: I got Pilgrim juice all over myself!

Kathy: I was Pilgriming so hard last night, I broke a nail!


pilgrim
A state, government or local government employee who is a full-time union official. This individual is nominally e.g. a nurse, teacher or police officer but devotes their working day exclusively to union tasks.

A UK term derived from the publicity associated with Nurse Jane Pilgrim employed by the National Health System as a full-time union official.
Example:
Being a pilgrim is not a bad screw. 70 thousand quid a year to do fuck-all but wait for your government pension date to arrive.


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