affluent

A person who is financially well-off. Having an abundent supply of material possessions. To be fortunate and prosperous.



affluent
1. Wealthy.

2. Drunk, as in under the affluence of inkahol. (Meaning the influence of alcohol, as might be mispronounced when inebriated.) Also associated with the other meaning because either condition (ought to) make your troubles float away.
Example:
Give him five shots of whiskey and he's affluent.


Affluent amnesia
The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.
Example:
I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental


Affluentive Action
the act of accepting otherwise unqualified applicants to colleges and universities through bribery of the applicants wealthy parent(s). A play on affirmative action.
Example:
With such mediocre grades in high school, Lori's daughter relied on her mother's affluentive action to secure a spot at USC.


Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome
A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.
Example:
What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt


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