Pontefract

Anything that sounds like it is in Wales, UK, but isn't.Pontefract is a town half way between manchester and leeds in England. But it's sounds like a word from the Welsh language. Many people think it is in wales.Therefore anything which sounds like it should be in wales, but isn't should be a 'Pontefract'



Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam
Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
Example:
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”


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