playing army

To play army is when I lay down and a women blows the hell out of me.



play army
To preform oral sex on a male while he holds a salute.
Example:
From Tripping the Rift:

Chode: You wanna play army?
Big breasted TV reporter: How do you play that?
Chode: I salute and you blow the hell outta me.


play army
despite what creepy pervs say, playing army is a pickup line that works. works like this.....
Example:
guy: hey do you wanna play army?
girl: whats that???
guy: when i lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me

half of the time it works because its so funny


play army
Example:
"Megan came over to play army with me last night. Man that girl could suck the crome off a ball hitch!"


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