to be in crisis Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

to be in crisis

1) To be in an extremely embarrassing moment or event.2) When you lose your mind over nothing serious.3) First time you lose your virginity.4) When a guy doesn’t get an erection.5) When a guy only last one second during sex.

Crisis

by nickgdb on Jul 20, 2009 19:30:31

Strong sexual arousal or a full-blown orgasm.

Example:
Sienna Miller was in a red Ferrari in the next lane over, wearing a bikini top and shades. I had a crisis when I saw her.

Crisis

by El_Weavo on Sep 04, 2017 06:53:04

krahy-sis noun,

A self inflicted gasoline problem caused by a flock of morons. Usually this flock lacks of common sense. You can locate

flocks like these in the Dallas, Fort Worth area.

Example:
"Did y'all hear a few Quick Trips might not refuel a couple of their stations on time?"
"OMG let's panic y'all and buy up as much gas as we can!!"

"I need to fill up my unnecessarily large pickup that I don't use as a pickup to compensate for my tiny pecker"

"Y'all!!! 7-11 done is bein' refueled!! Let's rush it y'all... 'cause them field technicians, delivery folks, ubers and lyft people are the anti Jesus!! Get the fuel before them people do!"

"Y'all? I caint get gas anywhere! They done been sucked dry! We have a major crisis y'all"

Crisis

by Youtttttt on Nov 30, 2011 06:45:07

1. The moment you realize you didn't save you Word Document

2. 4 Year-Olds force you into a bathroom and guard the door so you cannot escape

Example:
Jim: Gah! My Word Document! I didn't save!
Mother: Ooh, that seems like a big crisis.
Jim: YUP

The crisis

by You know what I mean on Mar 20, 2020 22:48:40

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town

Example:
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

The crisis

by You know what I mean on Mar 20, 2020 22:48:41

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town

Example:
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

Crisi

by wild_thang on May 20, 2010 09:59:47

An amazing girl who is probably the most beautiful thing you will ever meet. She's fairly smart and has a great imagination. She'll come up with the funniest nicknames you've ever heard! All guys love her and all girls are jealous of her. Is popular no matter what because of her personality. A really ravishing chick ;)

Example:
John: Crisi is so hot! I'd bang her anyday!
Sarah: She's just a slut.
John: No way. You're just jealous!

Crisis

by Latin American Lexicon of Miami, Inc. on Mar 26, 2003 05:20:33

SYLLABICATION:
cri·sis
PRONUNCIATION:
kr??s?s
ADJECTIVE:
Inflected forms: cri·si·ed out , crizz·le crise
1. Not good; bad.
That food was crisis.
2. Informal Departing from moderation, especially:
a. Possessed by inappropriate glee, too gay. Kidco and his mans and them are crisis.
b. Immoderately and immodestly fond of something wack; infatuated with bullshit:
He's feeling that new Range. What a crisis blumpkin.
c. Intensely involved or preoccupied:
The kid is crisis with all that rasta shit.
d. Foolish or impractical; senseless:
That is a crisis approach to pulling hos.

Example:
That shit is crisis.

Crisi

by bronzebomber on Apr 23, 2020 19:59:17

The hardest, most gangsta, Bulgarian mafia member ever. Also known as the Bulgarian baby Jesus. Only bested by his older brother, the Bulgarian God. Speaks 5 languages as a way of communicating with drug cartels from all over the world.

Example:
John: Hey Crisi, need any help?
Crisi: You see him over there. I want him dead. I want his family dead. His house, burned to the ground- TO THE FUCKING GROUND.

crisis

by deadrabbit114 on Jan 17, 2020 06:11:46

crisis is a video project created by rourc videography in 2018. it consists of a series of short low-fi photo documentary films that reflect on the few years that young people or teenagers experience and the time you spend with your friends and family when you are young.

crisis was inspired by the many times people have mentioned that they miss their care-free childhood, teenage years and times when they were young ‘wishing they could go back’ and experience it all over again, not needing to worry about paying bills ect. and spending all their time with their friends and the people they love.

crisis is filmed and edited by rourc in brighton, a small city in the united kingdom, and features sad, deep, or usually low fi hip hop or alternative soundtrack. some crisis films have many different parts in one video and they all add up collectively in a series.

Example:
crisis volume one

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