wizarded

wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.



Wizard
A 30+ year old virgin.
Example:
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.


Wizard on
What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.
Example:
Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!


The Wizard
A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.
Example:
Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"


Wizard
When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.
Example:
Alfred: Mr. Wayne sir adding a cape to your costume would be so wizard....


wizard
A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.
Example:
Kylie's older brother, a wizard, always hung out in the basement and chased anyone who got too close to his lair.


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