Porto Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Porto

A Calabrese-Italian family with many members throughout New York and Des Moines.

Porto

by True story, bro. on Feb 07, 2012 04:25:19

The best Portugal's city. People from Lisbon are envious of Porto people. Porto is AMAZING. We have Porto wine and food which are simply fantastic. Futebol Clube do Porto (FCP or just Porto) is the best team ever. Benfica fans are a fucking cunts. They're just jealous cause in 10 years, Porto won 7 of the championships and Benfica only 2. Porto people are friendly and love people who visit Porto.

Lisbon is basically the joke of Portugal! And Porto is basically the best place ever!

Oh, and Porto river (Rio Douro) is considered one of the most beautiful places to visit by the NEW YORK TIMES! Yeah, its true, go the internet and you'll find the review.

Example:
People from Lisbon: Lisbon is the best city of the world! We're awesome! Porto sucks!

All over Portugal: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha cool story bro, tell it again.

Porto

by Mark B. on Aug 06, 2006 04:31:54

A deragatory term for somebody from Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican desent.

Example:
"Are you talking to a fucking Porto?"

"I don't have a problem with blacks, mexicans, or italians. But I fucking hate Portos."

Porto

by Porto is shit on Dec 28, 2020 17:44:03

Porto is shit

Example:
Porto ia shit

Porto

by Jibzzy on May 20, 2007 02:42:36

The word 'important' shortened.

Example:
e.g dude u gotta listen to this. Its porto.

porto

by Divad Pork and Cheese American on Oct 19, 2006 07:49:09

2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.

Example:
Brits usually mispell it Oporto

porto

by Duarte de Bragança on Jul 29, 2003 02:53:10

Porto is to Lisbon what Carthago was to Rome.

Example:
I'm a jealous hillbilly from Porto. "Puartuoe Caiempeaoem!"

Porto Alegre

by AANTQfilms on Aug 31, 2009 09:57:49

Quite large city in the very southern part of Brazil, whose name stands for "happy harbour"
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.

The bad part is that it's fucking scorching in the summer, and fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/air conditioner, it's not a big problem though

Example:
"Oh man, Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are just too damn dirty and full of violence. Let's head to Porto Alegre and do some stacked chicks while we have some chimarrão"

"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"

El Porto

by LMB8491 on Aug 05, 2009 12:33:48

Grungy surf area in the north end of Manhattan Beach, borders El Segundo and is right next to the smoke stacks. This area is a hotspot for surfers and is defined by the El Porto Parking Lot which runs from 45th street to Rosecrans. This area is often frequented by "ghetto" el segundo residents because of the shuttle system that they are so pround of. Be careful you don't get run over at the exit where surfers in pick up trucks speed through the stop sign.

Example:
"Duuuuuuude, check out the gnarly surf in el porto. It looks epic and the peaks are NIIICEEEE."

Porto Slam

by JJ Brisco on Jul 13, 2011 13:35:54

Chugging beer in a porta-potty.

This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.

Example:
Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"

Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."

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