A female Poog. The name is derived from a combination of their Poog counterparts, combined with the opportunistic and unrealistic ambitions of a washed-up Cougar.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.

Feces that clings to butt hairs, like a booger.
Typically found on dogs and peoples with poor hygiene.

A contraction of the words pussy and booger. A term of endearment for a child.

Poo-ger; Pooger-ish

A person who's associated with things that are perceived as unclean, disgusting, and inedible (i.e. poo, booger, etc.). Hence the name "poo" and "ger.

Poo + Boogers + Poggers = Poogers.
Basically means poggers except it's better.

So it's poop, boogers and pog mixed together like a dairy queen blizzard

When a girl cums and a white mucas booger like substance comes out, looking like a pussy booger.

(Noun) The dried pussy juice leftovers that end up in bed, and around the base of the penis.

An accidental monster child created from a horrible mispelling of the word "poggers" now used as a replacement for the word it failed to become