Poog
Piece of Oshawa Garbage.1. Live/Work in Oshawa2. Love Pajama Pants3. Straggely Hair4. Don't like Showers5. LOVE GM6. Work At General motors7. Buy their hats from convenience storesattend trillium college in the mall8. Enjoy long walks to the Methodone Clinic9. Own any GM or CAW apparel10. frequents the dalhousie area and attends UOIT/Durham pub nights in hopes of scoring someone with more than a high school diplomaPoog
A white, almost completely trashy male (not to be confused with a red-neck or hick) that:
1. Often has a mullet.
2. Wears clothing from thrift stores, including old sweatshirts with NASCAR, sports teams, or wolves/eagles.
3. Usually works in a factory or installing drywall, if he works at all.
4. Can be found driving an IROC, Dodge Spirit, or maybe an early 90s Caprice.
5. Smokes and drinks daily, but only the most cheap beer he can find.
6. Is often a 3-day millionaire; ending up in the local dive bar.
7. Can be seen on a bicycle, usually because of a license suspension from having too many DUI's.
8. Will often hang out with Poogers (See: Pooger)
9. Rarely has a full set of teeth.
10. Usually thin, adding to their poor-looking social status.
11. Will wear tapered Jordache jeans if possible, and any no-name sneakers he bought when Zellers was still open.
12. Listens to late 80s, early 90s big-hair rock.
13. When he talks, there are noticeable traces of a raspy smoker's voice, accompanied with beer breath.
14. Says "Fack" and "Cacksucker" commonly in conversation.
15. Jean jackets.
16. Always broke, but never admit to it being their fault.
1. Often has a mullet.
2. Wears clothing from thrift stores, including old sweatshirts with NASCAR, sports teams, or wolves/eagles.
3. Usually works in a factory or installing drywall, if he works at all.
4. Can be found driving an IROC, Dodge Spirit, or maybe an early 90s Caprice.
5. Smokes and drinks daily, but only the most cheap beer he can find.
6. Is often a 3-day millionaire; ending up in the local dive bar.
7. Can be seen on a bicycle, usually because of a license suspension from having too many DUI's.
8. Will often hang out with Poogers (See: Pooger)
9. Rarely has a full set of teeth.
10. Usually thin, adding to their poor-looking social status.
11. Will wear tapered Jordache jeans if possible, and any no-name sneakers he bought when Zellers was still open.
12. Listens to late 80s, early 90s big-hair rock.
13. When he talks, there are noticeable traces of a raspy smoker's voice, accompanied with beer breath.
14. Says "Fack" and "Cacksucker" commonly in conversation.
15. Jean jackets.
16. Always broke, but never admit to it being their fault.
Example:
"You don't want to go there. That's a Poog bar."
"Some Poog just asked me for a dollar eighty-five."
"I want to buy an '87 Monte Carlo, but is it too much of a Poogmobile?"
"They still make 'Champion' running shoes? I saw a Poog in a pair this morning at the Beer Store returning some empties."
"You don't want to go there. That's a Poog bar."
"Some Poog just asked me for a dollar eighty-five."
"I want to buy an '87 Monte Carlo, but is it too much of a Poogmobile?"
"They still make 'Champion' running shoes? I saw a Poog in a pair this morning at the Beer Store returning some empties."
Poog
A cute animal, or rarely, a cute object (like a stuffed animal for example). Also used to describe people, as if they were your pets. Plural is poogs, or sometimes poogies.
Pronounced as poog, not pooj. It's thought to be a mixture of the words 'puss' and 'pig'.
Also see: kittens or puppies.
Pronounced as poog, not pooj. It's thought to be a mixture of the words 'puss' and 'pig'.
Also see: kittens or puppies.
Poog
The mightiest of all men. He fights ignorant darkness in the name of wisdom, truth, courage, and honor.
Often accompanied by his brother and greatest Ally in the face of evil, Med.
Often accompanied by his brother and greatest Ally in the face of evil, Med.
Example:
Remember the Med and the Poog. Rejoice - for they shall lie in your hearts forever, if there you keep Them.
Remember the Med and the Poog. Rejoice - for they shall lie in your hearts forever, if there you keep Them.
Poog
Wonderful being seen across some platforms of the internet. Known for speaking in third person, being non-binary, and doing no harm. The Cult of Poog are followers of Poog, and basically the most wholesome beings on the planet.
Example:
Person 1: Poog's motto is "Poog do no harm"
Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?
Person 1: Poog's motto is "Poog do no harm"
Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?
Poog
Poog
adj. Poogish, Poogishly, Poogishness. Used to describe a person or thing as either, 1. Limited in thought or concentration, or 2. Having no purpose in life, or wandering for no reason. 3. Also describes drunkedness or cloudiness of mind and use of limbs.
4. Used to decribe oneself's actions.
4. Used to decribe oneself's actions.
Example:
v. "Nadroj ambled around the park poogishly after having one too many drinks at the party."
"I sat in a poogish stupor during the math test that I had failed to study for."
v. "Nadroj ambled around the park poogishly after having one too many drinks at the party."
"I sat in a poogish stupor during the math test that I had failed to study for."
Poog
"Pro Noun" (Poo-Guh) - A Slummy (Usually White) person living off welfare and spends all there money on drugs and alcohol. Many "Poogs" are living in low value apartments and have no respect for anyone else. Some towns are referred to as "Poogvilles" containing many poogs living in it. The Apparel for a Poog consist of: Tank Tops, Track Pants, Baggy Clothes and Large Tongue Shoes. Many poogs have children when there early. (16-18) Smoking is also a large part of any many poogs lives, wether there 13 or 20 there still a poog.
Poog
A fight club round / a fight for fun, usually squaring off between buddies and their friends that you don't know.