ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).



ear muffs
A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.
Example:
ear muffs - not applicable


Cincinnati Ear Muffs
When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.
Example:
Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.


ear muff mode
When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
Example:
“ hey where did bro go?

He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.


Salty Ear Muffs
Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
Example:
That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!


Chocolate Ear Muffs
When it's chilly out in the bushes and you are getting freaky nasty with your pimp or hoe, and you feel a like you've got one barkin' at the back door, and you want to express yourself with some dookie love, you pretend like you want some oral pleasure and right as he or she is down there, you turn to the side, and break loose a winter log right into the ear of your luva. then proceed to press your love nugget further into the ear canal thus dispensing the warmth of a chocolate ear muff. Then repeat on the other side..this part is the most difficult.
Example:
last night i gave this hoe some chocolate ear muffs cuz she said that i was too loud while i was banging her..so i told her to turn her head to the side,cuz i had to drop a bomb anyways.i let it loose in that hoochie's ear..she had a brown head this morning when she woke up.


chubby thigh ear muffs
When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.
Example:
I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,


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