A crappy town in northern New Hampshire. It mainly consists of run-down apartment buildings and a factory where the mafia burns its debtors. There is a wire mill, but just give it time, it will be assimilated. Most men look like they've answered "Yes" on all drug tests and own at least a nation's worth of firearms. And almost every woman looks like they received plastic surgery from a head-on collision bus. And for the kids, one look and you'll instinctively reach for your pocket to make sure your wallet's still there. Alternatively, it can be used as an insult.

A tall tale.
A rhyming slang phrase dating back to Mediaeval times when Sir Guy of Gisburne spread unfounded rumours about Robin of Loxley (aka Robin Hood).
The phrase "You're telling a Gisburne" has been adulterated over the years, and its rhyming equivalent (a "Lisbon") has gained popularity wihtin cyber-space message boards.

Europe's bumhole.
Lisbon was originally built on 7 hills and apart from the Portuguese, nobody gives a shit. The 7 hills are called, Maria, Pedro, PedroMariaGozalo, Maripedrazalinha, Hilliesta Grandesta, Jesus Christo and Dave. As for the language, Portuguese sounds like a retarded Spaniard trying to speak Russian. Amongst the greasy midget population popular pastimes include moaning, not working, standing around outside shops that only sell 2 types of pissy beer, domestic violence and stealing chickens. The highest rated tv shows are, Pimp my Donkey, Cooking with Sticks, Meu Casa Mau Casa (in this show interior designers remodel a house that has collapsed using mud and crayons) and Who want's to be a quasi millionairo? (the top prize is 15euros and nobody has ever got past the second question) The country’s football fans consider Benfica to be the greatest football club in the world and have not yet realised that nobody outside of Portugal has ever heard of them. FIFA rating places them 2 points below Sheffield Wednesday and 1 above England’s over 60's womens team. When the British Embassy recently received the results of a questionnaire they had given to ex pats living in the Algarve it became evident that most of them had actually thought that they had been living in a shit part of Spain. Also, Lisbon has more homeless people than a coastal town that has just been hit by a tsunami and it's female population are required by law to have moustaches.

A stupid hick town no one wants to live in. its all farm land and rednecks.

A boring ass place in the Western part of Howard County where people sit in parking lots and hang out for fun. Kids here ride golf carts and tractors up and down the roads and speed through shopping centers because they think thier cool. All there is to do here is 2 have a party, go out drinking with some friends or smoke up in either a shed or a barn.

the way non-portuguese spell lisboa...
The city is named lisboa, not lisbon... even the damn tourism misspells it, probably becuase its "hard" to pronounce.
Its not... dont disrespect my country and say lisbon

Lisbon - A city whose native population are largely thieves. Readers Digest planted "dropped" wallets in 16 western cities, twelve in each city, each with $50, family photo and phone number of the "owner". They kept track of how many of the wallets were returned by the finders. Helsinki, Finland was most honest with 11 out of 12 returned. Lisbon was least honest with 1 out of 12 wallets returned. But it turns out, the single returned wallet was returned by tourists from Holland!

a city in portugal where the streets are required by law to be covered in dog shit.

Term adopted by fans of CBS-TV's police-procedural drama, THE MENTALIST. Came from a typically offhanded slighting remark by title character Patrick Jane (Simon Baker). Refers to the kind of just-barely-dressy beachcomber-type sandals often worn by Teresa Lisbon, co-star (Robin Tunney).

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