Presbyterians
A denomination of the Protestant Christian religion, typically known as the service oriented denomination as well as one of the more
liberal Christian denomination. Focus on
predestination (belief that God has a predetermined plan for your life) and grace (God's
free gift of love that one can not deserve and can not earn). All races, genders, sexualities, etc are welcome.
presbyterians
by caged gyrating bimbo on Feb 01, 2005 18:46:26
High Presbyterian
by jb4377 on Mar 26, 2020 18:37:27
A rare breed of dog that generally rejects any concept of gender. It is distinguished by its small stature, usually brown in colour and very active. It sets itself apart from other breeds by its propensity to try and mate with small stuffed animals, regardless of any external assignment of gender.
In the 1990s the breed was often called a ‘Stoned
Britany Spears,’ since
Presbyterian is an anagram for ‘Britney Spears.’ That practice has declined along with Miss Spears cultural relevance and will likely follow her into her rightful place in the realm of
obscurity.
Example:
My friend’s dog is what’s known as a ‘High Presbyterian’ ‘
Abby,’ has a toy they call a ‘
fuck dragon,’ although physically female, the dog is constantly trying to mate with small stuffed
dragons.
Presbyterian Church
by Koriand'r on Jul 15, 2005 16:04:36
Presbyterian joy
by James J. Mitchell on Sep 07, 2006 02:58:20
Example:
"
Shirley stopped
whining just
long enough for a bit of Presbyterian joy."
"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."
presbyterian down
by GlitterPony on Aug 31, 2008 05:11:19
Example:
presbyterian down: She wanted $
1500 a month for the tiny
beachside studio apartment, but I presbyterianed her down to $
1250.
presbyterian school
by shawtyhawty on Feb 25, 2018 11:17:43
This is a
private school in
Houston, Texas. Very irrelevant kids
go there, the girls there are not attractive. The boys are weird. These kids need help.
Example:
Guy 1: oh god, look its a presbe
lesbe kid/ presbyterian school walking
over here towards us.
Guy 2:
Ewww hes a faggot and weird.
free presbyterian
by da origanal playa on May 18, 2006 07:08:51
a pseudo religious cult formed in 1957 in
ballymena ireland by ian paisley who consider themselves british and believe in wiping out all catholics on earth and consider the papacy to be
the devil incarnate. want
the north of ireland to stay under british occupancy. although always denied by them but well documented they have strong links with loyalist terrorists. all memebers of the cult are members of the orange order as well.
presbyterian church
by angus macfarlane on Mar 17, 2007 00:21:35
the preservers of the faith of god
that is all things preserved... ie
born again ... mirical healing ... the list of all things preserved... they preserve also all humans rights to existance
Example:
the
scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from
the grim fate of
death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights
Presbyterian shower
by mr_sandoz on Sep 20, 2009 02:09:44
A sponge bath. Cleaning oneself using a
basin
of water and
a sponge or wash cloth. A wash
concentrating on cleaning the genitals and underarms.
Example:
His
tiny apartment didn't have a
bath tub, so he was forced to take a Presbyterian shower to get clean.