Presbyterians

A denomination of the Protestant Christian religion, typically known as the service oriented denomination as well as one of the more liberal Christian denomination. Focus on predestination (belief that God has a predetermined plan for your life) and grace (God's free gift of love that one can not deserve and can not earn). All races, genders, sexualities, etc are welcome.



High Presbyterian
A rare breed of dog that generally rejects any concept of gender. It is distinguished by its small stature, usually brown in colour and very active. It sets itself apart from other breeds by its propensity to try and mate with small stuffed animals, regardless of any external assignment of gender.

In the 1990s the breed was often called a ‘Stoned Britany Spears,’ since Presbyterian is an anagram for ‘Britney Spears.’ That practice has declined along with Miss Spears cultural relevance and will likely follow her into her rightful place in the realm of obscurity.
Example:
My friend’s dog is what’s known as a ‘High Presbyterian’ ‘Abby,’ has a toy they call a ‘fuck dragon,’ although physically female, the dog is constantly trying to mate with small stuffed dragons.


Presbyterian Church
The Jedi Order according to the Chinese translation of Episode III: ROTS aka Backstroke of the West
Example:
"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker


presbyterian down
An Jewish alternative to jew down, meaning to haggle down a price.
Example:
presbyterian down: She wanted $1500 a month for the tiny beachside studio apartment, but I presbyterianed her down to $1250.


presbyterian school
This is a private school in Houston, Texas. Very irrelevant kids go there, the girls there are not attractive. The boys are weird. These kids need help.
Example:
Guy 1: oh god, look its a presbe lesbe kid/ presbyterian school walking over here towards us.
Guy 2: Ewww hes a faggot and weird.


free presbyterian
a pseudo religious cult formed in 1957 in ballymena ireland by ian paisley who consider themselves british and believe in wiping out all catholics on earth and consider the papacy to be the devil incarnate. want the north of ireland to stay under british occupancy. although always denied by them but well documented they have strong links with loyalist terrorists. all memebers of the cult are members of the orange order as well.
Example:
free presbyterians are scum


presbyterian church
the preservers of the faith of god that is all things preserved... ie born again ... mirical healing ... the list of all things preserved... they preserve also all humans rights to existance
Example:
the scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from the grim fate of death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights


Presbyterian shower
A sponge bath. Cleaning oneself using a basin
of water and a sponge or wash cloth. A wash
concentrating on cleaning the genitals and underarms.
Example:
His tiny apartment didn't have a bath tub, so he was forced to take a Presbyterian shower to get clean.


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