Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.



Beer
- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.
Example:
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...


Beer
Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.
Example:
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
---------------------------------or
Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.


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