Beer Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

Beer

by SurpriseButtSecks69 on May 16, 2010 09:09:41

My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

Example:
Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water

Beer

by robertv on Sep 20, 2009 02:55:58

Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.

Example:
Can Oog get you beer?

Beer

by Arcangelo on Jan 30, 2009 10:06:05

The piss of angels.

Example:
Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.

Beer

by anastasia beavehausen on Aug 27, 2003 06:58:11

the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most

Example:
finish your beer, there are sober people in china!

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by JewLove on Dec 30, 2004 04:52:05

Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!

Example:
Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!

Beer

by Give Me Beer Right Fucking Now on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.

Example:
"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."

Beer

by sk8aholic on Jul 25, 2004 12:26:33

- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.

Example:
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...

Beer

by Gustave Delior on Feb 15, 2009 09:58:21

Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.

Example:
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
---------------------------------or
Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.

Beer

by headycheese on Feb 16, 2006 11:42:52

every night in college

Example:
damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??

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