Beer
Beer
Beer
Beer
Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!
Beer
Example:
"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."
"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."
Beer
- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.
Example:
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...
Beer
Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.
Example:
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
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Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
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Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.
Beer
Example:
damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??
damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??